SCOTLAND!!!!!

BY ONEIKA RAYMOND

So Edinburgh (pronounced ED-in-bur-ra) is pretty dope, if I may resort to using such ghetto terminology.

No real time to post(only 4 minutes left on internet!), but in the hopes of relaying a little bit about my voyage to this green and very rainy land, here, once again, are some possibly off-putting, semi-uninformed, stereotypical observations about my beloved “Scotty”:

-It rains. A LOT
-Fish and chips are cheap and plentiful.
-I will never bring myself to eat haggis. Disgusting.
-Add mushy peas to that list as well.
-The scones are amazing!!
-The pound is kicking my ass. Everything is SOOOOOO expensive here.
-Bagpipers are everywhere. Most have been cuties!
-I giggle like a school girl when I see the men in kilts.
-Scottish accents on men are hella sexy though I don’t understand wht they are saying.
-A Scottish accent brings a man who is a 6 to a 9!
-Damn I am superficial cuz nearly all of my observations revolve around food and boys.

Gotta go!!

SHARING IS CARING

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